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An Open Letter to Melissa and Aaron Klein
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Random Musings
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I Didn't Say It ...
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Would You Hit It?
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PR 13 Ep 11: Storage Wars … or … The Bitterest Loser
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I Ain't One To Gossip But ....
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Small Bites … Ben Affleck’s penis makes its film debut in Gone Girl. I heard it’s a small part. |
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Sunday Funnies
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Thoughts on Life and Death and Dying
I don't think this is as maudlin as the title suggests, but give it a read and you be the judge ....
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WTF? Tara Reid
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Those Two Little Words May Be Coming To South Carolina
PS Those are our wedding rings up there.
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Haley and Wilson Won't Give Up ... Even When They've Already Lost
viaThe State
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Two Cases Of Bullying ... Two Ridiculous Outcomes
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SIDENOTE: Eric's family has started a campaign, Letters for Eric, to show him some support, and if you’d like to write to him, here’s how: Letters for Eric P.O.Box 993 Sandston, Va. 23150 |
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File Under: "Yeah, Like That's Gonna Happen!"
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In what surely must be the most delusional thing to ever come out of his mouth — including his assertion of heterosexuality, which is laughable, at best, and pathetic, at worst — this week South Carolina’s own Lindsey Graham has said he is thinking of running for president. Of the United States, y’all. Graham, who votes every chance he gets to send Americans off to war, and then also votes every chance he gets to deny them benefits when they return home, is suggesting that she, er, he just might be the one to fix all the problems in this country by taking the White House in 2016. Oh, but wait, there’s a caveat … “If I get through my general election, if nobody steps up in the presidential mix, if nobody’s out there talking — me and McCain have been talking — I may just jump in to get to make these arguments.” Yes, if he wins reelection he’ll think of running because when he loses his bid for the presidency, and make no mistake, while many of the loons in South Carolina think he’s just peachy, most of the people in America know he’s a twisted fruitcake and will never vote for him, he’ll still have his cushy job as a Senator to fall back on. But if he loses his chance at reelection, then he won’t run because, well, he’s just a loser, with John McCain—remember The Mama Grizzly Bore™--his chief supporter: “I’ve strongly encouraged him to give it a look. I think Lindsey has vast and deep experience on these issues that very few others have.” Huh! That sounds awful close to what he said about that moron he chose for his running mate back in ’08. Lindsey? Bitch, please. You haven’t got a snowball’s chance in hell of getting elected to the presidency, so take a seat, pour yourself a Cosmo and unwind with a Real Housewives marathon. And shut up. |
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American Horror Story: Freakshow
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Architecture Wednesday: Narigua House
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Narigua House is located in El Jonuco, a neighborhood of tall mountains and slender valleys where the inhabitants live surrounded by typical Mexican vegetation and wildlife. Oh, and they live in luxury, too. The site is densely populated by local trees that posed a serious design challenge, but the home was designed to enjoy the views while respecting the existing ecosystem. Since the growth of the cedar trees would block the views, it was decided to lift the house and make it fly above the trees and add a mildly sloping driveway to reach the ground floor. The floor plan is divided into zones that gather around a group of old cedar trees and because each level responds to different conditions, each plan, in itself simple, is different to the others. The building is also divided in three different volumes. The first contains the garage and storage spaces while the entrance hall, master bedroom and staircase to the lower level are located in the second volume; the third contains the kitchen, service and social areas. Life in the house moves outdoors along the west side with a group of terraces that overlook the focal point of the residence: two spectacular mountains that almost touch. The lower level serves as a plinth for the ground floor and contains a number of what the architect calls “recyclable” chambers: room with furniture that allows them to transform into the guest bedrooms. This floor also contains two half-buried technical rooms that free the rooftop to be enjoyed as another vista to the mountains. Contrary to its massive exterior image, inside the house the use of glass makes the exterior views part of everyday life. The material palette gives the project a rustic, timeless appearance that serves as background for antiques and contemporary furniture, paintings, masks and sculptures; these “treasures” keep the eyes inside before allowing them to escape toward to the natural beauty beyond the glass. It seems like an area that might almost be uninhabitable, but if this is an indication of how one lives in El Jonuco then sign me up! |
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I'm In A Marriage State Of Mind: UPDATE: West Virginia Goes Equal UPDATE: Nevada Won't Fight it
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Man oh man, do I have marriage on my mind these days, and not just my own—have I mentioned on here at all that Carlos and I are becoming Mr. and Mr. next week? I wasn’t sure …. Anyway, the way things stand in South Carolina right now is this: Governor Nikki Haley — soon to lose an election and any chance at a political future, fingers crossed — and Attorney General Alan Wilson have decided that the Supreme Court’s announcement this week to let the 4th Circuit Court’s ruling that marriage bans are unconstitutional stand doesn’t affect South Carolina — even though it does — and they have vowed to go down in history as a couple of the last hold-outs fighting against equality. That’s quite a footnote to an already not-so-illustrious career, Nikki. Just sayin’. The judge in our case — Bradacs v Haley, South Carolina — wants to hear arguments next Tuesday, and may make a ruling next week. If we win, and it’s quite likely we will because the Great and Powerful 4th Circuit Court has spoken, I imagine Nikki will dig her heels in further and try to fight this all the way to the Supreme Court who might just look at her and say, “Bitch, please! We already decided this, It’s done. Get back on your broom and get outta here.” Marriage licenses for same-sex couples were issued yesterday in both Charleston and Richland counties, but Attorney General Wilson asked that the state Supreme Court demand that the licenses be stopped; for now. Or something; but it’s more than South Carolina; it’s also Nevada and Idaho. The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals found that Nevada’s constitutional ban on same-sex marriage imposes “profound legal, financial, social and psychic harms” on many of its citizens and overturned it, as happens quite often these days; the ruling also overturned Idaho’s ban as well. In Nevada, Clark County began issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples yesterday, and up there in Idaho more than a dozen same-sex couples applied for marriage licenses, only to be turned away after US Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy stay the 9th Court of Appeals’ ruling; he also stayed a court ruling legalizing same-sex marriage in Nevada. So, it was on in Nevada and Idaho and minutes later it was off, but then, right after staying the ruling keeping the ban on marriage equality in Nevada and Idaho, Kennedy said that same-sex marriages were allowed in Nevada because his earlier order only applied to Idaho. See, it turned out that no one in Nevada asked to halt the same-sex marriages, so Kennedy had no choice but to let them continue. It was on, then it was off, then it was on, and seems to be staying on now. UPDATE I: The issuing of marriage licenses to same-sex couples is on hold due to pending motions in the courts. The 9th Circuit is currently considering whether to recall the mandate to the District Court requiring an injunction. The state had anticipated accepting marriage license applications from same-sex couples today, but now it seems to be in limbo. UPDATE II: The same-sex marriage opponents have decided not to fight; marriage is back on. Okay, so what’s next? UTAH Same-sex marriage is legal. Republican Governor Gary Herbert said the announcement "may be not satisfactory for some, but it is the law of the land." KANSAS Chief District Judge Kevin Moriarty directed the district court clerk to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples; same-sex marriage is legal. OKLAHOMA Same-sex marriage is legal, though Governor Mary Fallin — a veritable Nikki Haley clone, though she’s a divorced Christian adulteress — said that “the will of the people has been overridden and that the rights of Oklahomans had been trampled by an arrogant, out-of-control federal government." Boo hoo, Mary. WYOMING No marriage equality; Governor Matt Mead and his attorney general will continue to defend Wyoming's constitution defining marriage between a man and a woman, with their slated for a hearing in mid-December. COLORADO Same-sex marriage is legal. VIRGINIA Same-sex marriage is legal; Governor Terry McAuliffe called it "a historic and long-overdue moment for our commonwealth and our country." NORTH CAROLINA A federal judge issued an order telling lawyers on both sides of the case challenging North Carolina's ban on same-sex marriage to submit documents supporting their arguments. Each party involved has 10 days to file. UPDATE: A Judge has lifted the stays and it appears that same-sex marriages will begin today! WEST VIRGINIA No marriage equality; a lawsuit challenging the state's ban was delayed by a federal court in the that the Supreme Court would rule on the issue which means that, for now, same-sex couples cannot apply for marriage licenses. UPDATE: West Virginia Attorney General Patrick Morrisey says his office will no longer fight a court challenge to West Virginia's ban on same-sex marriages. INDIANA Same-sex marriage is legal; Indiana Attorney General Greg Zoeller has ordered county to comply with a mandate from the U.S. 7th Circuit Court of Appeals, which ordered that all obstacles to same-sex marriage be removed. WISCONSIN ALABAMA No marriage equality; lawsuits challenging the ban have been filed in each of the state's three federal court districts, but judges have yet to rule. ALASKA ARIZONA ARKANSAS FLORIDA No marriage equality; a federal judge declared the state's ban unconstitutional, joining state judges in four counties, but he issued a stay delaying the effect of his order. GEORGIA KENTUCKY LOUISIANA MICHIGAN MISSISSIPPI MISSOURI MONTANA NEBRASKA NORTH DAKOTA OHIO SOUTH DAKOTA TENNESSEE TEXAS And so there you have it; good news by the boatload, but still many fights to be fought, and won, before we all have the right to marry who we love, where we live. The march goes on …. |
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Random Musings
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When we were at South Carolina Pride a few weeks back, Carlos found a kilt he wanted to buy. His grandfather was from England — he moved to Mexico as an adult and lived there the rest of his life — and Carlos has always been an Anglophile. Now, his kilt isn’t plaid, it’s a dark green, but it’s very cool, and once it arrived to the house, he decided he wanted to wear it to our wedding. I had other ideas — I always do — of keeping it simple, with each of us in a nice black jacket, white shirt and nice — nice — jeans. Carlos said, “Jeans?????” I said, “Kilt????” He’s wearing the kilt, and that’s fine, because it looks good on him, but I did ask that he wear a nice black jacket and white shirt. So, he showed me the white shirts he had in the closet; not one from this century, so imagine dirty dishwater white color; and there wasn’t a black jacket in sight. So, Carlos, who hates to shop, set off in search of a black jacket, a white shirt, and some black boots to wear with his kilt. When he returned home, happy as a clam to have found the items, he gave me a little preview; nice jacket; very nice crisp white, white, shirt, and some cool black boots — rough-trade boots, if you will. I sat in the chair and muttered, “Wow, you get a whole new outfit for the wedding and I’m wearing my old black jacket.” “I knew it!” He shrieked, and my ears began to bleed. “Shout it to the whole neighborhood,” I said. Carlos walked to the living room window, threw it up, and shrieked outside, “I. KNEW. IT!!!!!” Today I went and bought myself some new, nice, cool, jeans, a new crisp white shirt, and three pairs of new shoes, you know, because I will not be outdone at my own wedding!! |
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Last week the Labor Department reported that 248,000 jobs were created last month, pushing the unemployment down to a six-year low of 5.9%. Thanks Obama. See, Rightwingnuts? That's how “Thanks Obama” works. Say Thanks to the President for fixing the mess created by George W. Bush. And then sit down. |
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So, naturally, other than my own upcoming marriage, was the news out of SCOTUS this week, which paved the way for marriages in at least five — and perhaps up to eleven — new states. I got a huuuge kick out of some of the GOP wingnuts who called the Supreme Court a bunch of unelected judges — um, yeah, that’s how it works — and said they were activist judges. Funny, though, had the Supreme Court ruled the other way these asshats would have been praising these non-elected activists for doing their jobs. GOP? Take a seat; you don’t have a dog in this fight any more. |
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Speaking of GOP loons … Mike Huckabee. That’s really all that need be said, but I love this Tweet, and the response from Jesus H. Christ. Who knew Jesus was so funny? |
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I watched a new comedy last week called A To Z; it’s one of those “relationship” comedies, but it’s just quirky enough not to be sappy, and just well-written enough to be actually funny. As in the scene where our couple is sitting in a trendy martini bar and the bartender asks the girl if she likes her “Martini Navratilova.” He then offers to make her a “Martini Luther King Jr.” Okay, it made me laugh, and I also got a little tingly with the adorkable male lead, Ben Feldman. I do so love a dork; hell, I’m marrying one! |
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American Horror Story Freak Show started last night and, naturally, Jessica Lange was brilliant, and fearless and fabulous, and a bit shocking. Plus, all kinds of oddities, some real, I think, and some not, I think. And, if you have a fear of clowns, well, yeah, you know. Next up for Ryan Murphy, creator of AHS, is American Crime Story, the first season of which will focus on the OJ Simpson trial. Having lived through it, I’d think that case would be better suited under the Freak Show umbrella. |
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Did I mention I’m getting married? I think I may have … At any rate, just yesterday a judge down in Charleston County issued a marriage license to a same-sex couple; one half of the duo was his own sister. Yup, the Honorable Irvin Condon, accepted a marriage license and fee from his cousin, Charleston County Councilwoman Colleen Condon, and her fiancée, Nichols Bleckley. After the requisite 24-hour statutory waiting period, Judge Condon says he will issue Condon and Bleckley their marriage license unless a court of competent — is that a trick question — jurisdiction orders him not too. This would make Colleen and Nichols eligible to become the first same-sex couple to be legally wed in South Carolina. And then just as that news broke, came the news that Richland County, home to the capital, Columbia, and just a hop, skip and a jump from Smallville, has also begun issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. In freaking South Carolina! Richland County Probate Judge Amy McCulloch said she accepted applications for the first time because, “I believe it’s time for this to change. It’s a fundamental right to be with who you want to be with.” She also said she changed categories on the county’s marriage license paper application from “bride” and “groom” to “Applicant 1” and “Applicant 2.” Like Judge Condon, McCulloch is also waiting to see how the Attorney General’s office or the state Supreme Court reacts to taking marriage-license applications from same-sex couples. But it’s shocking to hear that same-sex couples are getting marriage licenses in, again, freaking South Carolina! UPDATE: Our wingnut Attorney general has asked the state courts to halt the issuance of marriage licenses; for now, because one day soon he'll look a bigger fool than he did yesterday. |
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On the flip side, asshat, wingnut, douchebag Utah Republican state representative Kraig Powell opened a bill file in the Utah legislature to revise marriage statutes, suggesting that the law be rewritten to refer to same-sex marriages as "pairages." I ask that the law be rewritten to refer to Powell as an effing moron, and I think my bill will pass first. |
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Look at that Clay Aiken, so sharp-tongued and quick-witted. Clay is running to be North Carolina second district representative, and recently had a debate with the incumbent Republican Renee Ellmers, who, like all race-0baiting goose-stepping GOPers keeps trying to tie her opponent to Barack Obama because, well, I guess they think that’s bad. And Clay ain’t playing that, and when Ellmers uttered the line, “This Obama-Aiken economy is just killing us,” Clay responded, “You might need to get a new writer because calling it the Obama-Aiken economy is just preposterous.” Still, Ellmers kept at it, this time alluding to Aiken's vocal prowess and showmanship while discussing the U.S. military: “It's almost as if as an entertainer, you believe that you can just go in with a song and dance and change the mind of the military leaders.” Aiken said, and it still makes me giggle, “The most embarrassing reality show in the country right now is Congress.” Two snaps up for Aiken! |
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I Didn't Say It ...
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Ted Olson, who, along with fellow AFER attorney David Boies, represented Timothy Bostic and Tony London in their suit against Virginia, on the SCOTUS announcement: "It does seem to suggest, if I was a federal judge, I would read today’s decision as saying that the opponents, if they still exist, on the Supreme Court of marriage equality have decided they don’t want to get into this and they sort of feel that the federal judges — one after the other, after the other, after the other — are getting it right and at this point they ought to just leave it alone. We believe, those of us who have been involved in this effort, that the Supreme Court having decided not to overturn or not to even review the decisions of these circuit courts ultimately will grant that same right and that same privilege to people all over the United States. To see the United States Supreme Court recognize in this way the love of these individuals and the happiness that they will soon be able to experience is the highlight of my life.” It started as a trickle and may end as a landslide. As it should … |
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Wade Davis Jr., former profession football player who came out as gay in 2012, on being gay, and his own journey to acceptance: "I did not want anyone to think I was gay, I started to perform more hetero norms of masculinity. I would go to strip clubs and when I did go to nightclubs, I made sure I left with a female. I was looking at my identity through the eyes of others. ... When you look at me, Jason Collins or Michael Sam, we show up with a certain type of masculinity that is typically accepted in this country. We can walk into a room and you'll think those guys are probably straight. We must make sure that any person can show up with any level of masculinity and be accepted." An effeminate man, gay or straight, is still a man; two men in a relationship are still men — I loathe when anyone asks me or Carlos who the woman is in our relationship. Gay men are men, get used to it. |
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Yvette Schneider, ex-ex-gay, meaning now she's not not gay, I guess, on the ex-gay movement and its demise: "I think the ex-gay movement will be dead within the next 10 years. As churches become more gay-affirming, parents and church leaders won’t seek parachurch ministries to 'fix' in gay Christians what isn’t broken. The fact that the ex-gay movement has been a monumental failure with no real, lasting change in those who have sought to negate same-sex attractions and become heterosexual will become more and more apparent to the average lay Christian. This is especially true in the age of social media, when information spreads like wildfire and can’t easily be suppressed. I’m sure there will be pockets of people here and there who will still try to change someone’s orientation. But the movement as a relevant entity in the push for LGBT rights will be defunct." Good. Haw damaging it is to try and force someone to suppress their true self because their family, or even they themselves, think being gay is wrong. |
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Raven-Symoné, on how it happened that she didn’t become Lohan: "What I’ve learned is it’s unnecessary to go to the most popular restaurant in the world when you have a scandal on your head and then get mad that someone’s going to take a picture of you. That’s your fault, boo boo. Stay in the house.” Word. And snap. |
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Frank Bruni, writing in the New York Times, about the glut of folks working in Catholic schools fired for getting all same-sex married: "Repeatedly over the last year and a half, I’ve written about teachers in Catholic schools and leaders in Catholic parishes who were dismissed from their posts because they were in same-sex relationships and — in many cases — had decided to marry. Every time, more than a few readers weighed in to tell me that these people had it coming. If you join a club, they argued, you play by its rules or you suffer the consequences. Oh really? The rules of this particular club prohibit divorce, yet the pews of many of the Catholic churches I’ve visited are populous with worshipers on their second and even third marriages. They walk merrily to the altar to receive communion, not a peep of protest from a soul around them. They participate fully in the rituals of the church, their membership in the club uncontested. The rules prohibit artificial birth control, and yet most of the Catholic families I know have no more than three children, which is either a miracle of naturally capped fecundity or a sign that someone’s been at the pharmacy." Once again, he cuts through the muck and madness and shows the hypocrisy of the Catholic Church. |
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PR 13 Ep 12: To The Tents!
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Can you imagine? Tim Gunn strolling into your home and waking you up with those dulcet tones? I think Tim should sell his voice for alarm clacks: Good morning designers, time to Make It Work! And for the record, if anyone comes up with this idea now, I came up with it first! But, back to the PR. Tim wakes the Final Five! Final Five! and asks them to meet him on the roof for the ceremonial Tossing Of Korina. I kid! Tim’s up top with cutie Brian Bolain, Corporate Marketing Manager for Lexus, to introduce their final task, and No, it has nothing to do with Lexus other than Lexus is one of the prizes. The challenge is to design a "street chic" look inspired by New York City — which they will find while touring the streets for about a minute in a … you guessed it … Lexus. It can be a day-wear look, but it has to be fashionable and progressive, and finished in two days for $200. Oh, and because it’s the PR, there’s a twist once the designers get started. On the second day of the challenge they come into the workroom to find five Auf’d looks from five Auf’d designers. With the Dreaded Button Bag™ Tim tells them they must take an Auf’d look and use that look to make a new look; a new look that need not be cohesive with the street chic look; they’ll have $100 and a second Mood trip. And that had me wondering, Why? What’s the point? Korina. Naturally, one of the five Auf’d looks was Korina’s and naturally Char picked it and naturally since the designtestants had so much work, they had help from the original designers of the Auf’d look which meant … you guessed it … Korina would be working with, and for, Char. Let’s save that and rip …. |
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SEAN After tooling around in the Lexus, and oohing all over it as part of the job, Sean steps out onto the streets of the Lower East Side and is instantly inspired by a man win a white caftan because it looks so clean and crisp among the grunginess of a Grande Apple street. He has this,I think because his idea is different, but then … the Twist; and, because his name is last chosen from the Dreaded Button Bag™ he gets stuck with Sandhya’s Little Doll Ship Captain In Pink look. I would have thrown in the towel, but he tries to make it work. When Tim comes by for the Critique, Sean has decided to make a white shirt with a green scrubs mesh fabric pant and Tim ain’t playing, He says it looks like a service worker uniform — and not the kind of service worker on the streets of New York but the kind of service worker who brings you Jell-O after surgery. As for the Sandhya Re-do, Sean is making a fringe jacket — because this is The Season of Fringe, remember — over a white dress. Tim hates the cheap looking white dress. Sean is screwed; he says he can ramp it up, but can he? He scrap the white dress for pink Bazooka Bubblegum Shorts and scraps the green fabric for a crisp white skirt. All seems to be going smoothly in Sean’s world until … Zoinks … the new skirt doesn’t fit the model; through a trick of pre-commercial editing, you got the feeling Sean’s skirt didn’t fit just as they were headed to the runaway but that wasn’t the case. He had plenty of time to add more fabric. WHAT HE SAID Look # 1: It looms sharp and clean and exactly what I wanted. Look #2: So fun and I nailed what I wanted to do. WHAT I SAID Look #1: It’s so clean and so crisp, and very edgy, though that back slit is dangerously pornographic. Look #2: Uh oh. This time I don’t think the fringe will save the look. WHAT THE JUDGES SAID Look #1: Heidi starts off with a “What is going on here?” And adorable Sean and I start to sweat until she adds, “It’s fan … tastic!” Huge sigh! She sys Sean’s a genius, and she’s never seen anything like it, and it’s spectacular, and the cutouts and the skirt are amazing — though, yeah, that slit in the back. It’s all love from The Kluminator. Guest judge, Pretty Little Liars star Shay Mitchell says it’s amazing and she loves the cutouts, too, and says it’s tailored to perfect. Nina Garcia says it’s the best thing she’s ever seen on the PR … EVER!! I faint; Carlos revives me and I hear The Adorable Zac Posen™ call it delicious and sublime, modern and original. Look #2: Nina says it’s out of left field, and The Adorable Zac Posen™ gives it the Flamenco Rodeo Princess title. Heidi said the look was silly before and it’s silly now; she also called it crazy and cheap. When The Adorable Zac Posen™ said Look #2 made you smile and laugh, Heidi said, “Not me! It’s awful.” It appears her fringe phase is over. |
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KINI He is all about fire escapes and stairs, and I’ll get to that in a moment. For his second look, he picks Mitchell's red carpet Emmy look; a safe bet because Kini loves gowns. For his first look he makes a waxed denim trench coat because he’s all about the denim and he won a denim challenge; but then he adds a kind of basic mall shirt under that and a denim skirt with all kinds of frill on it … ♫♪In my Eater bonnet, with all the frills upon it, I’ll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade♪♫ … Sorry I drifted off because that’s all I could think. At the critique, Tim adores the simplicity of Kini’s reimagining of the red gown, keeping it simple and chic, but he’s worried about the Street Chic look because it’s a lot, with the coat and the frills and the too-cute white shirt; and, he says it reads Michael Kors. Uh oh. WHAT HE SAID Look #1: She looks gorgeous … expensive … luxe. Look #2: I turned that look totally around. WHAT I SAID Look #1: Why is wearing the trench over her shoulders? Doesn’t it fit? And the skirt also doesn’t fit with the look because it’s too much and it battles the coat. I see nothing stair-inspired unless it’s a circular staircase. Look #2: Gorgeous. WHAT THE JUDGES SAID Look #1: Heidi had mixed feelings about it; she loved the trench coat but hated the skirt and blouse underneath. Shay loved the coat and the white top—though she called it mature—but said the skirt was just too much. Nina said, “Less is more.” She said the pieces were well-made but there was too much going on. The Adorable Zac Posen™ said Kini needs an edit button because not every look needs every single bell and whistle. Look #2: The Adorable Zac Posen™ loved the sleek clean lines, saying it was the exact opposite of the Street Chic look. Heidi also loved it, but she didn’t like the use of the horsehair to create the wavy hem—again, too much. Nina said it was the right color and the right fit. Shay loved the dress and loved the wavy horsehair hemline. |
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AMANDA On the street Amanda focuses on graffiti and grunge because, well, she always loves graffiti and since this is Street Chic she has this one on the bag; she’s also giddy because she caught a couple making out on the street. Dear god, stop talking! For her second look, she picks Fade’s looks from the avant-garde “Rainway” ensemble because she loves the lines of the piece. She tells Tim her Street Chic look is Matisse-Mondrian-maxi dress and I want to kick her in the teeth. Quit referencing other art pieces and tell us what you made! Tim loves it, and loves the expanse of volume in the back. As for her second look, she’s still playing with the yellow lines and has no real vision for it. WHAT SHE SAID Look #1: I feel very calm and very happy. Look #2: I should have focused on the second look. WHAT I SAID Look #1: I like the color-blocking but it’s so big and baggy it looks like an upscale burlap potato sack. Look #2: Slutty, and not Boho Chic at all. WHAT THE JUDGES SAID Look #1: Nina called it amazing, and loved the way it walked; she said it was totally Amanda, but she loathed the styling, the makeup, the hair, and the accessories. Heidi loved it, and said it perfectly suited Amanda’s Boho Chic aesthetic. The Adorable Zac Posen™ loved it, calling it sophisticated, and somber, with a splash of color; l then he said as much as he wanted to hate it he couldn’t. That’s praise? But he loved what he called the inventive smart draping. Look #2: Nina said, “Tarzan? Meet Jane.” That summed it up. Shay thought it was too bare and the yellow lines running top to bottom reminded her of Tron. Heidi called it Nightclub Hostess and said she couldn’t see Amanda in the look, either literally or figuratively. And she said the first look saved the second look. |
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CHAR I worry about Char because her inspiration was nothing but the window displays in dress shops. Your inspiration is a dress in a window? Then buy the dress, honey! But, she finds on dress that is surrounded by a hundred or so flying paper planes and that gives her an idea: get on a plane and go home. I kid. For her second look, well, we know she picked Korina’s look, but only because it had a lot of fabric. But, as we know, that means Korina must work with Char until her hissy fit, her tears, her Woe is me I’m so talented attitude gets her out of it, and then sends Tim back to The Gotham to get Alexander out of bed so he can help Char. And, with no Korina in the workroom, it all becomes fun again. For her Street Look, she’s creating petals — shades of Korina making petals a few weeks back? — on a simple pencil skirt. She’s added a pocket and Tim worries that the pocket makes it all too much, but Char ain’t listening to Tim and the pocket stays. For her second look, she takes very little of Korina’s fabric and makes an obi out of it for a basic black dress. Tim’s on the fence about it because it’s not much at all. WHAT SHE SAID Look #1: Bella looks amazing. Look #2: I can see the bunchiness in the front. WHAT I SAID Look #1: Tim was right about the pocket. :::sigh::: Look #2: She took Korina’s look because it had all that fabric and she used about a half-yard of it. Senseless. WHAT THE JUDGES SAID Look #1: Nina liked Char’s use of color, but she, like nearly everyone, hated the pocket. She said it was too much. The Adorable Zac Posen™ said it was “crotch heavy” but that Char had great ideas, though she needs to execute them better. Shay loved the color and the energy, and called it a vibrant look, while Heidi said she might benefit from more time. Look #2: Shay liked the simplicity but hated the way the hips looked heavy and wide. Heidi was not loving it or hating it, which is never a good sign, while The Adorable Zac Posen™ played with it a bit, grabbing the model, and making it look a little better. |
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EMILY She had it in her head that she wanted to make a hoodie all season and so I don’t think she was inspired by anything other than her need for hoodie. I’m sure she took pictures, but unless they were of people in hoodies, she wasn’t changing her mind. Emily got first choice of the Auf’d looks, and picked Samantha’s basic blue gown from the Jewelry Challenge. She was going to keep the top and then make a patterned skirt, turning it into a simple cocktail dress. Tim had very little to say about the Street Chic look, but he was plenty worried about the second look because he thought it was too ready-to-wear. Emily, all hoodied up, was more concerned with the first look and so the second look never changed. WHAT SHE SAID Look #1: She looks awesome, super cool! Look #2: I should have focused on the second look. WHAT I SAID Look #1: It looks like someone who wears Street Chic clothing would wear, around the house when they first get out of bed on a cold day. Look #2: Sears. WHAT THE JUDGES SAID Look #1: Heidi doesn’t “mind” it but says it isn’t a strong look for the challenge that gets you to The Tents. She says the outfit beneath the hoodie looks like pajamas, though when the hoodie is removed, she likes the pajama design. The Adorable Zac Posen™ likes it without the hoodie, too, calling the outfit cool but the hoodie kind of homeless and scary. Nina said the outfit looked a little Cirque du Soleil, while youngster Shay was the only one who liked the Hoodie, though she wished the pajamas were done in all black. Look #2: The Adorable Zac Posen™ said there wasn’t much to talk about, while Nina said the look was completely missing Emily’s POV; it’s fine, she said, but it’s not Emily. Heidi loved the skirt fabric, but hated the gifty-looking bow in the back. |
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WHAT HAPPENED After all five designtestants says why they should move on—each giving the Because it’s what I wanna do and the It’s all I live for and the I could really put on a show stock answers, the judges settle on Kini and Sean. Emily gets the Aufing and we’re left with Amanda and Char. I know, because of how they responded to the Potato Sack, that Amanda’s going — I think I knew that from Ep one — I wonder about Char. In the end I think she shouldn’t go because, while she was good at times he was never really great, but at the end, the judges pick Amanda and Char. Quelle surprise. |
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MY TAKE Enough with the unknown actresses as judges. I don’t care what they wanna wear “on the carpet” I think you need to have fashionsitas — yes, even actress fashionistas — and other designers, buyers, etc, as judges. Char shouldn’t go. Sorry, I like her, and I like that somewhere Korina is wailing, but I don’t think she’s strong enough. Amanda will show a modern day version of Gretchen’s Granny Pants Collection and everyone will ooh and ah. Kini will do too much, and he’ll probably do a collection made entirely of bells and whistles. That leaves Sean. I think he’s stepped up, and made some very cool, very new, very edgy and modern things. If he can do that again in a 12 pierce collection, he can win this one. Next week, I won't be recapping because I'm getting married, if I hadn't mentioend that yet. I'll be in Washington, the designtestants are off to Rome! Who knew? What did YOU think? |
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